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Ask I: “Something a Little Heavier to Drag Around My Wife”

Q: I can’t be bothered with a cumbersome car when I’m on a short plane. What I need is something a little heavier to drag around my wife. Ideas? ​A: You sound like the perfect candidate for looking...

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“There are consequences for all of us.”

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found poem

unclench your teeth and soften them ​imagine the many reasons ​they act the way they do ​stretch to understand their predicament, ​their suffering and pain ​and realize, importantly, ​that it has...

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Push a button aptly named quite magical

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New Horoscope

ARIES (March 21–April 19). You tend to take the money and stand. What would you do if you found out your job? TAURUS (April 20–May 20). To be a success, twist things better. GEMINI (May 21–June 21)....

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How do you now?

Hi – I have a few questions for you: How do you know if you feel great? How do you know if you move because you want to? And how do you know if you know…or do you? That’s the question every day. And...

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unlike the Mayan ruins of Chichen Itza

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What did I have to lose promising Joan Baez your bathing suit?

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Innards (redux)

When I cracked, I peeled myself back and something inside glistened. It was a mouth whispering out “If you had only listened.”

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